Threat Level: PEEVED

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even
"A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in
1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized
from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
"Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish
Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have
been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!",
"I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is
cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final
escalation level.



Z

Nice one Z!!

Star4mation wrote:Nice one Z!!

I thought it was funny... just reposting it. not sure who came up with it....


Z

As an English gentleman I felt a bit "Miffed" reading that......after a nice cup of tea however I calmed down because I realised it was written by Bloody Foreigners who are just trying to sabotage the Royal Wedding.

Well Toodle Pip Old Bean .....I really must fly....Corrie is on the telly

globaltrancemission wrote:As an English gentleman I felt a bit "Miffed" reading that......after a nice cup of tea however I calmed down because I realised it was written by Bloody Foreigners who are just trying to sabotage the Royal Wedding.

Well Toodle Pip Old Bean .....I really must fly....Corrie is on the telly

nailed it!

Z

Hi Guys,

Sorry Guys i see you're in good Mood my day was so great Gearheads i was driving with my Brother to a great Musicstore and we take a look...amazing what Stuff have i see...a dream, mabye comes true, taken on my Side a little Stuff for reading, a Book about Homerecording with a lot of many good tips and i have see a real Lefthand Strat quiet not so expensive like in us City And beautiful Drums awesome awesome LoL. At the moment I work on Songwriting and Compose a new Song and between this i was repair my old Strat Copy and cleaning this Gun:) for the future i have some new Ideas about new tracks and other Stuff i try to working on that

All the Best friends we see you Soon and a great Weekend

Ralf

Sounds like you have been busy Ralf....enjoying yourself

See you soon and look forward to hearing your new tracks