Things Z knows about Girls...

1. There is no girl that wants something more than the one that tells you she doesn’t want anything
2. No means no, AND yes, AND maybe. Yes, you ARE supposed to be psychic.
3. It is far better to be sincere than a dickhead
4. If you EVER buy her clothes that are too big, you are SO screwed (and not in a good way)
5. It’s only stalking if they don’t like you
6. If you say the wrong name in bed, you are SO screwed (and not in a good way)
7. Attention to detail is EVERYTHING.
8. Girls love being held. Even more than teddy bears.
9. Talk dirty, but not in front of her Mom
10. Try not to kill ex-anythings, even though you know it would feel damn good.

z wrote:
5. It’s only stalking if they don’t like you

True!
And lol, yeah i'll agree with most of those z ... you seem to know a lot man!