limericks

well I've always remembered this one my father told when I was still a wee lad.. my dad was from cape cod, massachusettes hence the nantucket island reference..

there was a young man from nantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if me ear was a cunt i could fuck it!

a real bohemian my dad.. banged his head at 92 for lights out.. bless him..

I will just add a pic of my wife..